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Tom and Jamie present The Chronicles of Podcast. We talk with each and every guest about what they wanted to be growing up, all the way up to what they do today. We like to make them feel like they’re sat chatting to their friends. Join us as we deep dive and have a lot of fun along the way.
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May 22, 2026
May 22, 2026
1 hr 20 min
Welcome to The Chronicles of Podcast, these are The Chronicles of Lynette Eklund
This week's guest is an absolute legend in the world of creature design and special effects! She has spent the past 30 years creating magic on projects like Jurassic Park: The Lost World, Mouse Hunt, Honey I Blew Up The Kid, and more.
In this edition, Lynette takes us on a fascinating journey from her small-town roots to moving to Hollywood at 20 with no real plan, all driven by a childhood promise. We dive deep into her extensive career, discussing how her fashion design degree unexpectedly paved the way for her success in monster-making. Listen to wild behind-the-scenes stories from the sets of massive blockbusters, including what it’s actually like to puppeteer an animatronic mouse while dodging a real pneumatic nail gun!
Lynette also candidly discusses her recent realization of living with severe OCD. She shares how understanding her diagnosis has reframed her perspective, turning what she once saw as a burden into her professional "superpower." We talk about her memoir, Weird, and her passion for helping neurodiverse teenagers navigate their own challenges.
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May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
2 hr 39 min
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Sixteenth Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast, These are The Chronicles of Steven Hamill
In this edition, we sit down with the incredibly brave and hilarious Steven Hamill. Steven shares his unbelievable journey of surviving penile cancer at just 26 years old. From his initial misdiagnosis and a life-threatening medical emergency to ultimately losing half his penis, Steven came out the other side with a viral story and an unbeatable sense of humor.
Steven opens up about the realities of his physical and mental recovery, his surreal appearance on national television, the bizarre DMs he receives daily, and why he’s using his platform to raise awareness, break the stigma around men's health, and encourage body positivity.
Also this week, we dive into the Arsenal football fan who regrets bragging about his hotel booking online, A Whale who went on a conquest for the lady Whales 😉, news from Hollywood as Vin Diesel makes us go faster and more furious and we question the truth behind a tale of two neighbours and their "Owls", all this and so much more. Grab a drink, settle in, and join the chaos!
As always, the episode is stacked with fan favourite segments including Tom’s Journal featuring the funniest things on the internet this week, and Single of the Week highlighting two new music releases you need to hear. Jamie’s audience participation challenge asks what you think is the worst accent in the UK.
Official Website - Steven Hamill
May 8, 2026
May 8, 2026
1 hr 14 min
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Fifteenth Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast!
After another dramatic passage from The Book of Elton John, the boys are back with another chaotic episode packed with comedy, nostalgia and bizarre conversations. Tom breaks down the football drama between York City and Rochdale from two weeks ago, and discovers the unbelievably real Flatpack Furniture Building Championship. Jamie gives an update on Manny Singh Kang and the NWL before taking everyone on a trip to Dunblobbin to revisit the legendary Mr Blobby theme parks from the 90s.
Elsewhere, Jamie talks about working far too much, unexpectedly making friends with a pigeon and continuing his classic WWE journey as he reaches Royal Rumble 1994. Tom keeps studying for his upcoming exams and finally ticks another Robin Williams classic off his movie list with Good Will Hunting.
We also bring back our regular segments including Tom’s Journal where Tom reads out the funniest things he has found online this week, our Single of the Week segment featuring two brand new music releases we think deserve your attention and Jamie’s Audience Participation Challenge where this week we want to know your go to comfort movie.
May 1, 2026
May 1, 2026
2 hr 43 min
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Fourteenth Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast, These are The Chronicles of Steve Johnson
In this edition of The Chronicles of Podcast, we talk to special effects legend Steve Johnson for an in-depth and entertaining conversation about his incredible career in Hollywood. From humble beginnings as a passionate high schooler reaching out to Rick Baker, to working alongside him on the iconic American Werewolf in London, Steve shares the journey that shaped his legacy in the world of practical effects.
We explore his creative process and the artistry behind some of the most memorable creatures in film history, including the creation of Slimer in Ghostbusters and his ground-breaking work with James Cameron on The Abyss. Steve also shares behind-the-scenes stories from his career, including unexpected moments like his brief friendship with Michael Jackson, working on the unreleased 'Superman Lives' movie, offering a rare glimpse into the life of a true industry pioneer.
Also this week, fter another dramatic passage reading, this week from 'The Book of The Scissor Sisters', Tom shares the incredible story of Manny Singh Kang, the absolute legend who walked to London and then ran the London Marathon with no sleep. From there things get even stranger as Tom introduces Jamie to some seriously messed up yet powerful New Zealand TV adverts, before diving into the story of Finnish air force pilots who landed themselves in trouble thanks to some very questionable flight paths. Jamie brings an update on Cooper Wallace and this year’s Seagull Screeching Championships, and also tells Tom about a brand new hybrid sport that sounds almost too ridiculous to be real as The National Wrestling League combines pro wrestling and football into one chaotic concept.
The boys also catch up on their week as Jamie watches the Netflix Hulk Hogan documentary, Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man and Super Mario Galaxy, while also sharing wholesome family moments including animal encounters and making fresh pasta. Tom continues grinding through exam prep while spending meaningful time with family celebrating his late uncle’s life. The lads also headed down to The Cumberland Hotel in Marble Arch for the Propstore Music Memorabilia Live VIP event, thanks to former guest Mark Hochman. As always, the episode is stacked with fan favourite segments including Callum’s Treachings where Callum dives into the strange idea of crime scenes on adult film sets, Tom’s Journal featuring the funniest things on the internet this week, and Single of the Week highlighting two new music releases you need to hear. Jamie’s audience participation challenge asks what accessories your action figure would come with, so get involved in the comments.
Official Website - Steve Johnson
Apr 24, 2026
Apr 24, 2026
2 hr 53 min
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Thirteenth Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast, These are The Chronicles of David Bartolome & Will Scarr
In this hilarious edition, we talk to David Bartolome and Will Scarr to dive deep into their story viral wrestling theme covers and their journey through alternative music. We explore how their passion for wrestling first began, their individual musical origins, and the story behind how they met and decided to start creating music, with a very chaotic start due to another band members actions all the way to reimagining iconic wrestling entrance themes.
David and Will share the moment things truly took off online, giving insight into the meteoric viral success that brought their work to a global audience. We also discuss the incredible reactions they’ve received from wrestling superstars including Rhea Ripley, Carmelo Hayes and others, as well as how fans across the wrestling community have embraced their work or not so embraced by others. The conversation also highlights their original compositions for independent wrestlers and content creators, truly showcasing their chemistry and creativity. Beyond wrestling, we dive into their original band Images Last, their sound, ambitions, and what the future holds for them both.
Also this week, after another passage reading, this week from The Book of Mika, Tom gives us an update on the KitKat robbery saga revealing a brand new job opportunity that might just have the coolest title we’ve ever heard. The conversation then takes a sharp turn as we discuss Steven Hamill and his shocking and eye-opening story about his "gentlemen’s area", which turns into a serious reminder for the lads listening to get themselves checked. Jamie also brings in one of the most bizarre talking points of the week as we dive into Donald Trump’s unbelievable thoughts on Diet Coke and Fanta, which genuinely need to be heard to be believed, what an idiot. We also catch up on the week as Jamie shares his thoughts after watching WrestleMania 42 while Tom continues preparing for his upcoming exams, because nothing says balance like revision mixed with complete nonsense.
As always, we bring back the regular segments you know and love including Callum’s Treachings where Callum delivers another unique insight into his brilliant mind, this time with an interesting thought behind a round of applause. Tom’s Journal returns with the funniest things he has found on the internet this week, while our Single of the Week segment highlights two brand new music releases you need to check out. Jamie’s audience participation challenge is back as well, and this week we want to hear your most shocking naughty school day stories.
Apr 18, 2026
Apr 18, 2026
2 hr 9 min
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Twelfth Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast, These are The Chronicles of Roman Candle
In this edition, we sit down with Piper Ferrari, the powerful voice behind rising alternative band Roman Candle. We dive deep into Piper’s journey into the world of alternative music, exploring her early inspirations and the path that led her to becoming a frontwoman.
Piper shares the story behind how Roman Candle formed, how they developed their unique sound, and even reveals the origins of the band’s name and how they worked to get their music out into the world. We also take a detailed look at Roman Candle’s highly anticipated debut album Unadulterated, available April 24th. Piper talks about the fan reaction to the singles released so far, her personal favourite track that fans haven’t heard yet, and how this new album evolves from their debut EP Discount Fireworks. This is a must-listen for fans of alternative rock, new music discovery, and behind-the-scenes artist conversations.
Also this week, After another classic passage reading, this week from 'The Book of The Pet Shop Boys', Tom uncovers a jaw-dropping story about someone selling a Scotland World Cup ticket for an unbelievable amount of money, leaving Jamie completely stunned. The lads also revisit one of the most bizarre and creative film concepts we’ve ever talked about on the show, a Wile E. Coyote courtroom drama that is finally happening! Yes! Jamie brings one of the strangest Easter stories you’ll ever hear about, all the way from Korea, where things take a very unexpected turn with a resurrection story production that just keeps going.
The boys also catch up on their weeks, with Jamie diving into The Passion of the Christ for some reason and finally completing his Survivor Series rewatch, while Tom spends time in Birmingham preparing for his upcoming exams. As always, the episode is packed with your favourite segments. Callum’s Treachings returns with another deep and slightly chaotic insight into his mind, this time questioning the nature of intelligence. Tom’s Journal delivers some of the funniest things found on the internet this week, and the Single of the Week segment highlights two brand new tracks you need to hear. Jamie’s audience participation challenge asks a controversial question this week, what is your least favourite song of all time?
Official Website - The Chronicles of Podcast
Affiliate Charity - Sophie Lancaster Foundation
Apr 10, 2026
Apr 10, 2026
2 hr 43 min
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Eleventh Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast, These are The Chronicles of Propstore with Mark Hochman
In this edition, we sit down with consignments consultant Mark Hochman from Propstore to dive deep into the fascinating world of music memorabilia collecting and auctions. We explore how Mark first entered the collectibles space through movie posters and how that journey led him to Propstore, eventually transitioning into the world of rare and iconic music memorabilia. Mark breaks down how Propstore sources incredible items, the behind-the-scenes process of consignments, and how authentication works through techniques like photomatching.
We also take a closer look at Propstore’s current Music Memorabilia Live Auction, featuring an incredible collection of historic items. Highlights include pieces from Queen’s former roadie Peter Hince including Freddie Mercury’s gold microphone, George Michael’s Faith-era leather jacket, and a Double Fantasy poster signed by John Lennon just hours before his tragic death & many more. Plus, we discuss the upcoming public exhibition at The Cumberland Hotel in London, taking place from April 22nd to April 25th 2026, where fans and collectors can see some of these iconic items up close.
Also this week, After another iconic passage reading, this week from The Book of Lionel Richie, Tom dives into the bizarre but brilliant Finnish system of painting reindeers to prevent traffic accidents, leaving us wondering if it is weird, genius or somehow both. He then takes things to a whole new level with what might be the greatest night out ever invented, the Shrek Rave. Yes, a full blown dance music rave inspired by the legendary animated film Shrek, complete with onion eating contests and more. Jamie brings us the mystery of A Sign of Humour, an anonymous artist placing hilarious road signs across Glasgow, while Tom continues the unfolding KitKat heist story and explains how you can actually help track down the missing chocolate bars.
The boys also catch up on their week as Jamie celebrates Easter with his kids, manages to injure himself while gardening and continues his Survivor Series rewatch, now reaching Survivor Series 2024. Meanwhile Tom has been working non stop, studying for exams and catching up on AEW. As always Callum returns with Callum’s Teachings, this week questioning moths and their attraction to open flames, Tom’s Journal is packed with the funniest things found online this week and the Single of the Week segment highlights two brand new tracks you need to hear. There is no audience participation challenge this week but make sure to get involved in the comments and let us know your thoughts on everything discussed in this edition.
Apr 4, 2026
Apr 4, 2026
1 hr 24 min
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Tenth Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast!
After a dramatic passage reading from The Book of Celine Dion, Tom dives into his brand new Scottish Salmon Scotland football shirt before sharing his disbelief at his colleagues’ knowledge on Biffy Clyro. He also brings in a story from work involving a patient who has definitely had better days, before introducing the bizarre concept of Tenshoku Sodan Bar in Japan, where people considering quitting their jobs can enjoy free drinks while they figure out their next move (Genius idea!) Meanwhile, Jamie questions Tom's distain for April Fools Day before he uncovers another unbelievable obsession from My Strange Addiction and reacts to the jaw-dropping heist involving over two tonnes of Kit Kats, raising the all-important question that nobody else seems to be asking - is the driver okay?!
The boys also catch up on their weeks as Jamie gets a glimpse into his future as a grandad and continues his WWE Survivor Series rewatch, now reaching 2021, while Tom finds himself completely overwhelmed with studying and working, a lot and I mean a lot! But ensures to find time to celebrate his anniversary with his partner. Although Callum’s Teachings is taking a week off, Tom’s Journal returns with some of the funniest things on the internet right now, alongside our Single of the Week segment where we highlight new music you need to hear. Jamie’s Audience Participation Challenge is back as well, and this week we want to know your most regrettable fashion faux pas.
Official Website - The Chronicles of Podcast
Affiliate Charity - Sophie Lancaster Foundation
Mar 27, 2026
Mar 27, 2026
1 hr 16 min
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Ninth Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast!
After another legendary passage reading, this time from The Book of Shania Twain, the boys dive straight into the bizarre and brilliant. This week kicks off with a discussion about the recent court case involving rap star Afroman - what an absolute legend! Tom then tells us about the unbelievable fight bar known as Reggae Bar in Thailand where you can literally fight for a free bucket of alcohol, which raises more questions than answers. Jamie brings in one of the strangest stories yet from My Strange Addiction, featuring Anissa and her very unusual habit that leaves the boys questioning everything.
The boys also catch up on their weeks as Jamie continues decorating his bathroom while powering through his WWE Survivor Series rewatch, now reaching Survivor Series 2020, and Tom balances studying for exams with a bit of light reading. As always, the regular segments return with Callum’s Treachings delivering a fresh and slightly questionable thought about bathroom habits, Tom’s Journal showcasing the funniest things found on the internet this week, and the Single of the Week segment highlighting two brand new songs you need to hear. Jamie’s audience participation challenge asks the important question this week: what mildly useful superpower would you choose?
Mar 20, 2026
Mar 20, 2026
2 hr 28 min
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Eighth Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast, These are The Chronicles of Alyxx
We sit down with rising rock artist Alyxx for an in-depth and honest conversation about her journey into music, her creative process, and her exciting future. We explore how Alyxx first discovered her passion for music after growing up immersed in theatre and ballet, and how that artistic background helped shape her into the artist she is today. She opens up about the moment she transitioned into rock music, the influences that guided her sound, and the impact of artists like Amy Lee and Evanescence on her musical direction. Alyxx also takes us inside her song writing process, discussing how she found her sound, develops ideas, and turns emotion into powerful music that connects with listeners.
We dive deep into her brand new single 'The New Unknown', available now, including the inspiration behind the track, the response it has received so far, and we look ahead, discussing what the future holds for Alyxx, including upcoming live dates with Stitched Up Heart, Living Dead Girl, and more, as well as answering the big question – is there anything Alyxx can't do?
Also this week, after another reading from The Book of Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes, as Tom opens the show with one of the pettiest hotel room reviews you will ever hear. From there things only get weirder, as the boys dive into the story of wrestling legend Dustin Rhodes competing at Crufts with his dog Beast, and tell the tale of the internet myth surrounding Dutch paracetamol ice cream...a hangover cure or make believe?! Jamie brings even more madness to the table with news of Toby Carvery branching out into funeral receptions, before sharing one of the most unbelievable real-life stories yet involving a Chinese couple who were unable to conceive for four years for a truly mind-blowing reason.
There is also a full catch-up on the week as Jamie books a holiday for his 40th Birthday, not in Stoke On Trent! and continues his WWE Survivor Series rewatch, now reaching Survivor Series 2018, while Tom prepares for exams and breaks down the latest from the Six Nations rugby tournament. As always, the regular segments return with Callum’s Treachings featuring a strange but thought-provoking take on your lap, Tom’s Journal delivering the funniest things found online this week, and the Single of the Week spotlighting two brand new music releases you need to hear. Jamie’s audience participation challenge asks a question everyone can relate to: what completely normal things scare or freak you out?