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Tom and Jamie present The Chronicles of Podcast. We talk with each and every guest about what they wanted to be growing up, all the way up to what they do today. We like to make them feel like they’re sat chatting to their friends. Join us as we deep dive and have a lot of fun along the way.
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Welcome to the Two Hundred & Twenty Second Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast!
In Edition #222 of The Chronicles of Podcast, We start off this weeks edition with a chapter from The Book of Talking Heads, Before we get into this weeks topics of choice, we have a quick check in with last weeks heart warming story of Boston Tommy & Jill. Tom tells us about a Karen's restaurant review that gets an incredible response from the restaurant owner, we discuss Sony's decision to stop making game discs, we discover a new championship involving mullets! and Jamie tells the story of a man who decided to harass his local senator with a picture of Shrek enjoying....himself?!
We also bring back our regular segments including Tom’s Journal where Tom reads out the funniest things he has found online this week, our Single of the Week segment featuring two brand new music releases we think deserve your attention and Jamie’s Audience Participation Challenge where this week we want to know if you could ask any dead celebrity a question, who would it be & what would you ask?
7 days ago
7 days ago
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Twenty First Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast!
In Edition #221 of The Chronicles of Podcast, We start off this weeks edition with a chapter from The Book of All Saints, Before we pick up last weeks conversation and talk all about the Scottish taking over Boston MA but this time its all about love and romance, in what were calling the 'World Cup Of Love'. Tom tells us about French Tennis player Coretin Moutet and his hilarious F bombs, a wholesome story that starts with a wrong number and ends with extended family members and about the impressive feat of a Dutch football fan who carries 26 pints without spilling a drop! Something that has to be seen to be believed.
We also bring back our regular segments including Callum's Treachings, where Callum returns with three new mind blowing thoughts from his beautiful brain, Tom’s Journal where Tom reads out the funniest things he has found online this week, our Single of the Week segment featuring two brand new music releases we think deserve your attention and Jamie’s Audience Participation Challenge where this week we want to know if Animals could talk, which species would be the biggest d*ckhead?
Friday Jun 19, 2026
Friday Jun 19, 2026
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Twentieth Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast, These are The Chronicles of Mortiis
In this edition, Mortiis takes us through the years of his musical journey, from being mesmerised by a video of KISS and Gene Simmons as a young child to forming Black Metal icons Emperor back in the early 90's and scorching his own path as a solo artist. We discuss the creation of the Mortiis character and how his sound has evolved over his 30+ year career.
We also deep dive into his brand new record 'Ghosts of Europa' - The creative process, the mindset behind the record, what went into writing the record, having his daughter involved in the visual presentation of the record and so much more.
Also this week, we start off with a chapter from The Book of The Cure, Before we talk all about the Scottish taking over Boston MA for the World Cup, all the crazy wholesome and wonderful goings on that has Tom beaming with national pride. We talk all about the Download Festival Ferris Wheel drama from this past weekend and Tom tells us about Craig Ferguson the Scottish football fan raising over a million pound for mental health.
As always, the episode is stacked with fan favourite segments including Tom’s Journal featuring the funniest things on the internet this week, and Single of the Week highlighting two new music releases you need to hear. Jamie’s audience participation challenge asks what's the weirdest question you've been asked in a job interview or on a job application?
Friday Jun 12, 2026
Friday Jun 12, 2026
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Nineteenth Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast!
In this weeks edition, we start off this weeks edition with a chapter from The Book of James Blunt, as the boys discuss Pop's version of Nickelback, James Blunt - Love Him or Hate Him? Tom talks about this years Football World Cup which starts this week, from a Scottish Seniors Walking Football legend, to the story of Artan the Somalian referee who was stopped from living his dream of officiating a World Cup match. Jamie makes up for last weeks downers with the incredible story of 'Rainy Day Real Estate' a realtor who uses Emo music to sell properties on social media.
We also bring back our regular segments including Callum's Treachings, where Callum returns with three new mind blowing thoughts from his beautiful brain, Tom’s Journal where Tom reads out the funniest things he has found online this week, our Single of the Week segment featuring two brand new music releases we think deserve your attention and Jamie’s Audience Participation Challenge where this week we want to who you want to record your outgoing voicemail message.
Friday Jun 05, 2026
Friday Jun 05, 2026
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Eighteenth Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast!
In this weeks edition, We start of saying a huge Thank You! to David Bartolome and Will Scarr for our upcoming new theme song, Tom tells us about Wigan FC and their very young social media team member. Story time with Tom highlights a hilarious yet wholesome story of a Filipino woman who worshipped what she thought was a Buddha statue but in fact it was Shrek... We discuss the man who thought Semen injections would help with back pain, yes thats right! Jamie loses his mind at the internet with three stories that have made him question reality and make Tom question who he podcasts with.
We also bring back our regular segments including Callum's Treachings, where Callum returns with three new mind blowing thoughts from his beautiful brain, Tom’s Journal where Tom reads out the funniest things he has found online this week, our Single of the Week segment featuring two brand new music releases we think deserve your attention and Jamie’s Audience Participation Challenge where this week we want to know your favourite flavour of Crisps/Chips
Friday May 29, 2026
Friday May 29, 2026
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Seventeenth Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast!
In this weeks of The Chronicles of Podcast, Story time with Tom highlights a hilarious yet bizarre Texas law that may effect England fans attending the World Cup, We discuss the weird concept of 'does anyone object?' during a wedding ceremony, Tom gets passionate about Scotland's upcoming World Cup performance, Jamie tells us about a new weird sport with 'Carjitsu' and the boys talk all about their weekend at Slam Dunk Festival, oh and Tom fights a dragonfly, all this and so much more
We also bring back our regular segments including Callum's Treachings, where Callum returns with three new mind blowing thoughts from his beautiful brain, Tom’s Journal where Tom reads out the funniest things he has found online this week, our Single of the Week segment featuring two brand new music releases we think deserve your attention and Jamie’s Audience Participation Challenge where this week we want to know a concert you attended that was so bad you left early.
Wednesday May 27, 2026
Wednesday May 27, 2026
Our interviews from Slam Dunk Festival 2026, featuring:
Zebrahead, Madina Lake, Dead Pony & Call Me Amour
Massive thank you to Gala PR for having us.
Friday May 22, 2026
Friday May 22, 2026
Welcome to The Chronicles of Podcast, these are The Chronicles of Lynette Eklund
This week's guest is an absolute legend in the world of creature design and special effects! She has spent the past 30 years creating magic on projects like Jurassic Park: The Lost World, Mouse Hunt, Honey I Blew Up The Kid, and more.
In this edition, Lynette takes us on a fascinating journey from her small-town roots to moving to Hollywood at 20 with no real plan, all driven by a childhood promise. We dive deep into her extensive career, discussing how her fashion design degree unexpectedly paved the way for her success in monster-making. Listen to wild behind-the-scenes stories from the sets of massive blockbusters, including what it’s actually like to puppeteer an animatronic mouse while dodging a real pneumatic nail gun!
Lynette also candidly discusses her recent realization of living with severe OCD. She shares how understanding her diagnosis has reframed her perspective, turning what she once saw as a burden into her professional "superpower." We talk about her memoir, Weird, and her passion for helping neurodiverse teenagers navigate their own challenges.
Official Website - Lynette Eklund
Friday May 15, 2026
Friday May 15, 2026
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Sixteenth Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast, These are The Chronicles of Steven Hamill
In this edition, we sit down with the incredibly brave and hilarious Steven Hamill. Steven shares his unbelievable journey of surviving penile cancer at just 26 years old. From his initial misdiagnosis and a life-threatening medical emergency to ultimately losing half his penis, Steven came out the other side with a viral story and an unbeatable sense of humor.
Steven opens up about the realities of his physical and mental recovery, his surreal appearance on national television, the bizarre DMs he receives daily, and why he’s using his platform to raise awareness, break the stigma around men's health, and encourage body positivity.
Also this week, we dive into the Arsenal football fan who regrets bragging about his hotel booking online, A Whale who went on a conquest for the lady Whales 😉, news from Hollywood as Vin Diesel makes us go faster and more furious and we question the truth behind a tale of two neighbours and their "Owls", all this and so much more. Grab a drink, settle in, and join the chaos!
As always, the episode is stacked with fan favourite segments including Tom’s Journal featuring the funniest things on the internet this week, and Single of the Week highlighting two new music releases you need to hear. Jamie’s audience participation challenge asks what you think is the worst accent in the UK.
Official Website - Steven Hamill
Friday May 08, 2026
Friday May 08, 2026
Welcome to the Two Hundred & Fifteenth Edition of The Chronicles of Podcast!
After another dramatic passage from The Book of Elton John, the boys are back with another chaotic episode packed with comedy, nostalgia and bizarre conversations. Tom breaks down the football drama between York City and Rochdale from two weeks ago, and discovers the unbelievably real Flatpack Furniture Building Championship. Jamie gives an update on Manny Singh Kang and the NWL before taking everyone on a trip to Dunblobbin to revisit the legendary Mr Blobby theme parks from the 90s.
Elsewhere, Jamie talks about working far too much, unexpectedly making friends with a pigeon and continuing his classic WWE journey as he reaches Royal Rumble 1994. Tom keeps studying for his upcoming exams and finally ticks another Robin Williams classic off his movie list with Good Will Hunting.
We also bring back our regular segments including Tom’s Journal where Tom reads out the funniest things he has found online this week, our Single of the Week segment featuring two brand new music releases we think deserve your attention and Jamie’s Audience Participation Challenge where this week we want to know your go to comfort movie.