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Tom and Jamie present The Chronicles of Podcast. We talk with each and every guest about what they wanted to be growing up, all the way up to what they do today. We like to make them feel like they’re sat chatting to their friends. Join us as we deep dive and have a lot of fun along the way.
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Welcome to the One Hundred & Seventy Third Edition of The Chronicles Of Podcast, These are The Chronicles of Archers
This week, we sit down with Oscar Porter – bass player and backing vocalist for rising heavy band Archers. Oscar shares his unique introduction to heavy music, the story of how he joined Archers, and the band’s early beginnings. We dive deep into the song writing process behind Archers' hard-hitting sound and talk in detail about their upcoming EP Temporary High, set for release on June 13th. Oscar also opens up about the band's excitement for their upcoming UK tour, their debut at the iconic Download Festival, and their upcoming American tour.
This week, Jamie and Tom dive into the bizarre world of reality TV, discussing Channel 4’s Virgin Island and the jaw-dropping concept of MILF Manor. Yes, that’s a real show — and yes, we’re all just as confused as you are. Jamie stirs the pot by asking Tom what he thinks of the latest addition to Madame Tussauds… a Greggs sausage roll. That’s right. A waxwork. Of a sausage roll. Britain, are you okay? The lads also recap their weeks: Tom travels to London to see BABYMETAL at the O2, while Jamie has an early start to do a car boot sale and enjoys a family trip to see Lilo & Stitch.
As always, we’ve got our staple segments. Callum’s Teachings gets deep this week with the strange idea of having an itch inside your body. Tom’s Journal brings more of the funniest internet nonsense, and in our Single of the Week we spotlight two killer new tracks we think deserve your ears. Finally, Jamie’s audience participation challenge invites you to book your very own dream music festival.
Friday May 30, 2025
Friday May 30, 2025
Welcome to the One Hundred & Seventy Second Edition of The Chronicles Of Podcast, These are The Chronicles of On The Cinder
This week, we sit down with Mike Jacobs, the bassist of New York punk trio On The Cinder, for a deep dive into the band’s journey from playing in 13-piece ska collectives to their hard-hitting three-piece punk rock identity. Mike shares insights into their unique song writing process, the evolution of their sound, and the stories behind their latest 2024 album Heavy Handed. We also discuss the band’s first-ever UK tour this July, and Mike’s excitement about visiting the home of his beloved Newcastle FC & More.
Also this week, Tom makes a public apology to his partner Kelly, before diving into Storytime with Tom, where we learn all about Australian punk band Private Function and their new vinyl... infused with the scent of Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina?! Yep, you heard that right. Tom also questions the origins of the bizarre term "fly tipping" while Jamie reminisces about the odd way "chavs" walked in the early 2000s. The lads also catch up on their chaotic weeks.
As always, the episode features your favourite regular segments: Callum’s Teachings returns with another round of mind-bending thoughts including one about horse riding. Tom’s Journal delivers the funniest things he’s found online this week. In our Single of the Week, we showcase two brand-new tracks we think deserve your ears. Plus, Jamie’s Audience Participation Challenge gets everyone involved, asking you to share an embarrassing story that you can now laugh about.
Tuesday May 27, 2025
Tuesday May 27, 2025
From our 'Live from Slam Dunk Festival 2025' series - here is the second and last part of our interviews with various artists from the festival.
Join us as we talk all about the bands sets at the festival, what the future holds for the bands, some fun word games and much more.
Part Two features -
- Dream State
- Greywind
- Lake Malice &
- Rain City Drive
If you like these interviews then make sure to stay tuned for the next part of the series and share this show with your friends and please make sure to follow us on all social medias and maybe even a little rating and review on your favourite podcasting apps.
Monday May 26, 2025
Monday May 26, 2025
From our 'Live from Slam Dunk Festival 2025' series - here is Part One of our interviews with various artists from the festival.
Join us as we talk all about the bands sets at the festival, what the future holds for the bands, some fun word games and much more.
Part One features -
- Zebrahead
- Winona Fighter
- I See Stars
- Heart Attack Man &
- Defects
If you like these interviews then make sure to stay tuned for the next part of the series and share this show with your friends and please make sure to follow us on all social medias and maybe even a little rating and review on your favourite podcasting apps.
Friday May 23, 2025
Friday May 23, 2025
Welcome to the One Hundred & Seventy First Edition of The Chronicles Of Podcast, These are The Chronicles of Confessions Of A Traitor
This week, we’re joined by Stephen MacConville, the powerful voice behind UK metalcore band Confessions Of A Traitor. We dive deep into the origins of the band, including how they formed, the story behind the name, and the other name they almost went with... trust us, it's great. Stephen shares the unforgettable story of touring with Crazy Town in 2018, including the now-viral performance at a diner at 8am that you have to hear about to believe.
We also get into the emotional core of their brand new album ‘This Pain Will Serve You’, available everywhere now. Stephen opens up about the deeply personal themes in the record and what fans can expect from their upcoming US headline tour.
Also this week, In this weeks edition of The Chronicles of Podcast, Tom and Jamie are buzzing with excitement for Slam Dunk Festival this weekend! They dive into some hilarious nostalgia, asking the all-important question: why did we all pretend to smoke with candy sticks as kids? Tom also shares a truly bizarre story about a woman who keeps old batteries in an odd storage choice... bladder aid? The boys catch up on their weeks—Tom shares more thoughts on Britain’s Got Talent and the standout performance by 'IDolls', while Jamie finishes Season 2 of Andor and shares his verdict.
As always, we’ve got your favourite regular segments including Callum’s Teachings – including one about eggs that somehow sparks a passionate Jurassic Park rant from Tom (Again) – Tom’s Journal packed with the funniest online finds, our Single of the Week picks spotlighting two must-hear new tracks, and Jamie’s Audience Participation Challenge where we ask: what cancelled TV show still breaks your heart?
Official Website - Confessions Of A Traitor
Friday May 16, 2025
Friday May 16, 2025
Welcome to the One Hundred & Seventieth Edition of The Chronicles Of Podcast, These are The Chronicles of Magical Katrina
This week we sit down with the sensational Magical Katrina – an acclaimed magician, performer, and TV personality – for a fascinating look behind the curtain of her magical career. From humble beginnings as a party princess (non-copyright, of course) to dazzling audiences on stages worldwide, Katrina shares how she crafted her unique magical style, where her spellbinding trick ideas come from, and the challenges she’s overcome as a woman in the world of magic.
We talk about her experience appearing on the hit show Penn and Teller: Fool Us, working with children’s icon Blippi, and her role in Chappell Roan’s music video Red Wine Supernova. Katrina also opens up about pushing boundaries, inspiring others, and carving a space for women in a traditionally male-dominated art form.
Also this week, Jamie and Tom dive into the world of Married At First Sight’s Jacqui Burford and the story of her allegedly sending herself money. Tom shares how a quirky “decorative piece” at work helped him make a new friend, and the boys ask the question: is Joe Hendry becoming the new Rickrolling? Things take a surprising turn as the lads go off on a tangent about gloryholes (yes, really), and Tom can’t stop raving about Boa Kong’s performance on Britain’s Got Talent. We also hear about Tom’s wholesome trip to the Natural History Museum in London, while Jamie gives his thoughts after watching Thunderbolts*.
As always, we’ve got your favourite regular segments including Callum’s Teachings – this week featuring a brilliant musing about being drafted – Tom’s Journal packed with the funniest online finds, our Single of the Week picks spotlighting two must-hear new tracks, and Jamie’s Audience Participation Challenge where we ask: what TV prop would you love to own?
Official Website - Magical Katrina
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Welcome to The Chronicles Of Podcast, these are The Chronicles of Hillhaven
In this edition of The Chronicles Of Podcast, Joining us from his hotel room in (adjacent to) Vienna, we sit down with Chris Kelly – the powerful vocalist and creative force behind Hillhaven. In this in-depth conversation, Chris opens up about his lifelong passion for music, early inspirations ranging from Lindsey Lohan to his time in the School of Rock programme, and how these experiences shaped his artistic journey. We explore the explosive success of Star Wars-themed metal band Galactic Empire, and how that sudden rise in popularity paved the way for new creative avenues.
Chris dives into the origin story of Hillhaven, the challenges of coordinating a band made up of talent from across the music world, and the powerful response to their singles so far. We also get the exclusive story behind their brand new single Say My Name, released today (May 9th, 2025), and discuss what's next for the future of Hillhaven.
If you like what you hear here then please don't hesitate to like and share this show with your friends and please make sure to follow us on all social medias and maybe even a little rating and review on your favourite podcasting apps.
Official Website - The Chronicles of Podcast
Affiliate Charity - Sophie Lancaster Foundation
Friday May 02, 2025
Friday May 02, 2025
Welcome to the One Hundred and Sixty Ninth edition of The Chronicles of Podcast
Chaos reigns as Tom opens the show with not one, not two, but THREE story times with Tom. From David Attenborough to Tom DeLonge's explicit photo habits. Jamie dives deep into the bizarre world of toe wrestling and the lads share their thoughts on the upcoming Wile E. Coyote vs Acme movie, as well as celebrating the reigning champ of the seagull screeching championship—Cooper! As always, the boys catch up on their weeks, including Tom’s ongoing landlord drama and Jamie’s wholesome daddy/daughter weekend.
Our regular segments return with a bang—Callum’s Treachings questioning Italian drinking culture, Tom’s Journal brings you the funniest and most ridiculous finds from the internet this week, we spotlight a brand new music release in our Single of the Week segment, and Jamie’s audience challenge this week asks for your best celebrity meet-and-greet stories.
Friday Apr 25, 2025
Friday Apr 25, 2025
Welcome to the One Hundred & Sixty Eighth Edition of The Chronicles Of Podcast
This week, we kick off by saluting some heroes in Burnley FC and Chesney Hawkes before dropping exciting news about Slam Dunk Festival 2025.
Tom dives into the weird world of cookbooks with the hilariously bizarre "Natural Harvest" and asks the deep question: what’s so good about the hood? Meanwhile, Jamie reveals a baffling new movie based on Toys R Us (yes, really), and tries to explain the wild "Chicken Jockey" phenomenon surrounding the Minecraft movie.
We catch up on the lads' weeks as Tom battles a case of chronic hiccups and Jamie shares his Easter adventures. As always, our regular segments are here to bring the laughs: Callum’s Teachings hits us with mind-melting thoughts – including a slightly disturbing one about sewers. Tom’s Journal features the funniest and weirdest internet finds of the week. Our Single of the Week segment shines a spotlight on fresh bangers we think you need in your playlist. And don’t miss Jamie’s Audience Participation Challenge, where we ask: what song gets you so pumped up, you feel like you could take on the world?
Official Website - The Chronicles of Podcast
Affiliate Charity - Sophie Lancaster Foundation
Friday Apr 18, 2025
Friday Apr 18, 2025
Welcome to the One Hundred & Sixty Seventh Edition of The Chronicles Of Podcast
This week, we’re diving into the "serious" topic of clean t-shirt rotation. Are you also a front-of-the-drawer person? Tom brings us a dramatic reading of Vengaboys lyrics and raises some deep (and deeply silly) questions about the Vengabus. Meanwhile, Tom and Jamie disagree over hot chocolate – is it a comforting classic or just a cup of disappointment? One thing they can agree on? 'Mystery flavours' of things are the absolute stupid.
Alongside the nonsense, we’ve got all your favourite regular segments: In Callum’s Teachings, he asks about a specific thing Superman might have overheard with those super ears – poor Clark. Tom’s Journal returns with the most ridiculous and hilarious things he’s found on the internet this week. Our Single of the Week shines a light on a brand-new tracks we think deserves your ears. And Jamie’s audience participation challenge asks: what old school sayings make zero sense to you?